Kenneth Kraft, I challenge you to a duel!

[James Brezhnev]

Swords drawn, the nearest Starbucks at sun-up!

For the rest of you, let me tell you about this lowlife. He gave
my wife what he promised would be a routine massage. Yet
between his magic fingers, worldly charm, rugged good looks, and
manly musk, he seduced her. That's right -- he made love to my
wife! I forgive her, for how could she be expected to resist the
charms of this Little Rock Lothario? No mortal woman could.

But Kenneth, you will pay for your crimes! Mark my word, just
as I will mark with the tip of my sword the exact spot from whence
your blood will spill!

Yours in honor,
James Brezhnev

[Cloud Burst]

Post by James Brezhnev
Swords drawn, the nearest Starbucks at sun-up!
For the rest of you, let me tell you about this lowlife. He gave
my wife what he promised would be a routine massage. Yet
between his magic fingers, worldly charm, rugged good looks, and
manly musk, he seduced her. That's right -- he made love to my
wife! I forgive her, for how could she be expected to resist the
charms of this Little Rock Lothario? No mortal woman could.
But Kenneth, you will pay for your crimes! Mark my word, just
as I will mark with the tip of my sword the exact spot from whence
your blood will spill!
Yours in honor,
James Brezhnev

Your wife should never have shown her meaty penis. I mean, since
you can't resist it, how could Kenneth?

[John Dingle Berry, IV]

I'm afraid I can give this only a 1 on a 10-point troll scale. Cloud
Burst, the point of a good troll post is to elicit an emotional
reaction of some kind. This does nothing for me. Please try again.

Warmest regards,

Rev. James Dingle Berry, IV

[Kenneth Kraft]

I have no Ideal what this guy is talking about I am going to write to
msn maybe they can tell me.....If you ask me he is NUTZ.....Kenneth

[John Dingle Berry, IV]

Kenneth, is this not true?

I too have been falsely accused of making love to another man's wife.
It's happened dozens of times, each one as traumatic as the first. I
only give massages to ladies out of the goodness of my heart, and it
pains me to be accused of ulterior motives or lechery.

I have been given special appointment by MSN (much like Elvis/Nixon) as
a newsgroup enforcer, and rest assured, I'll track down and beat this
scoundrel! I will say, though, that I have viewed your pics at your
MassageMan4Ladies link, and I agree with James that you are a very
handsome man. I'd use the phrase "smoldering good looks" myself.

Warmest regards,

Rev. James Dingle Berry, IV

[Tim French]

Will you stfu already? My bullscat detector is beeping off the scale.

Post by John Dingle Berry, IV
Kenneth, is this not true?
I too have been falsely accused of making love to another man's wife.
It's happened dozens of times, each one as traumatic as the first. I
only give massages to ladies out of the goodness of my heart, and it
pains me to be accused of ulterior motives or lechery.
I have been given special appointment by MSN (much like Elvis/Nixon) as
a newsgroup enforcer, and rest assured, I'll track down and beat this
scoundrel! I will say, though, that I have viewed your pics at your
MassageMan4Ladies link, and I agree with James that you are a very
handsome man. I'd use the phrase "smoldering good looks" myself.
Warmest regards,
Rev. James Dingle Berry, IV

[Kenneth Kraft]

I have NO Ideal what this is guy is talking about I think I will write
to msn and see what they say about it..... Kenneth

[Kenneth Kraft]

I have NO Idea What this ______ is talking about ..... I think you
better know what your talking about before you get your self in
trouble......Kenneth ---- If you have any thing to say it say it......

[g***@aol.com]

So what is he did do her? Good for him....did she enjoy it? I have had any
number of men that wanted to watch me give their wives sensual massages.